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Entries from December 2008

a Census Taker’s encounter

December 29, 2008 · 1 Comment

recipient:

U.S. Department of Education/ PO Box 530260/ Atlanta, GA 30353-0260

sent:

Saturday Night Live: Census Taker with Christopher Walken

reasoning:

-> reason why becoming a Census taker is a last last resort for me. as much as i love ‘population’, the census bureau, and what counting all the numbers can mean for so many other parts of America: the economy, race, wedding trends, immigrant status, etc. after the summer of 07 experience, i can’t conceivably go back to door-knocking unless something or someone close to me was in immediate danger. i’d also like to stay in DC for a bit, though my travellust is getting so insatiable, i almost wouldn’t mind doing field work if that meant i got to go around america, meet people, take in all the americana tourist sites and culture (think: chicken-fried steak, and  grand ole opry). but living out of a suitcase and encountering the bad/frustrating of america would also get me down rather quickly, if i can develop/redevelop the chops to take the bad with the good and optimistically have the good outweigh the bad, maybe i will pack up my stuff and head out of DC onto the road. it’s a position my director at MPI highly recommended, if anything just for the potential good blog posts.

Categories: american · population

2008: washington didn’t cross the delaware

December 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

recipient:

Hartford Life Insurance Companies/ 6820 Wedgwood Rd N/ Maple Grove, MN 55311-9910

sent:

Philadelphia News: Winds Prevent Washington from crossing Delaware

reasoning:

in both of their holiday messages, President Bush and President Obama recalled back 200 something years ago when the patriots were losing the war, and General Washington led his troops across the Delaware River on Christmas night, surprised the Hessians and turned the war back into our favor. without that act, America may not even exist today, Obama said “they faced impossible odds” and Bush said “Washington’s legacy lives on our troops serving in Iraq, etc”. throw in some more about fighting for freedom, protecting American ideals, anwashington-crossing-the-delaware1 act of courage – during this political/economic/military climate, washington crossing the delaware seems to be one of the most patriotic things you can do for your country. even before it was a country.

i live in washington crossing, pa. the decision to cross the delaware at night and surprise the hessians was so pivotal and important, it has a ‘town’ named after it. there’s debate about whether it’s ‘washington crossing’, or ‘washington’s crossing’ – it takes up more ink when filling out paperwork. but every christmas around noon, revolutionary war reenactors gather in period garb, along with wooden rowboats. general washington does a grand speech, there are drums and horns, and his men step into the boat and they row the 50 feet across the Delaware River from Pennsylvania to New Jersey. EXCEPT many years they do not make it across, due to snow, windy wind conditions, bitter cold, ice in the water – a number of reasons. and while it’s usually meant in good spirits, hecklers from the crowd will yell “did george washington not cross b/c it was too cold?!?”, “not crossing the river is not what won the revolutionary war!”, “without crossing, america wouldn’t exist!”. haha, it’s the only source of drama this town gets. last year, they barely crossed. the year before that they tried to cross, but got caught in a wind current and the river patrol had to catch their boats. and this year, even with bush and obama drawing attention to the event, they did not cross but walked over the bridge, instead. at least they tried. it could be argued that’s pretty american, in itself. or not american at all.

Categories: migration · philadelphia

romantic comedies – unrealistic??!?

December 24, 2008 · 1 Comment

recipient:

Bed Bath & Beyond/ Returns Processing Center/ 11A Taft Road Bay 53/ Totowa, NJ 07512

sent:

BBC article: Rom-Coms ’spoil your love life’

reasoning:

how true, and as if we didn’t already know this. the ladies reading the small, thick paperbacks with a shirtless, and wind-blown hair Fabio might as well also be the ones who go home to 5 cats and knit afghans during their Oprah bookclub session. last night, i watched 30 Days Until I’m Famous b/c it’s on my Netflix instant play queue and i was in the mood for a cheesy, predictable romantic comedy.

i picked the right movie – it followed the cinderella story line, “My Fair Lady” makeover or pygmalion-adaptation, this time a hot-shot music producer picks up the messenger girl, has to turn her into a smoldering pop star who can also sing… in 30 days, or else he will lose his job. with30days-grd1 such a tight deadline, cole (who probably also has the cole haan shoes to match his slickness… hah) has maggie move into his place, so they can be around each other 24/7 and of course, fall in love. to a sane person unphased by romantic comedies, the movie would be painful to watch. scene after scene – pain, losing brain cells, wasting my time. there were definitely parts so cheesy and already-been-done that made me want to just stop and watch something else. (more…)

Categories: future · identity · love

imbibers 100

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

recipient:

Crate & Barrel/ PO Box 3210/ Naperville, Illinois 60566-7120

sent:

Art of the Drink: Imbibers One Hundred

reasoning:

getting my daily dose of DCist, i came across Food and Drink editor Jamie R. Liu’s personal blog. she posted her own Imbibers 100, which led me to the original Art of the Drink post that was inspired by The Omnivore’s Hundred on Very Good Taste. that list will be a bit more difficult to complete – lots of meat and lots of things that aren’t readily available in smalltown USA.  but drinks should be easier. here’s my list.

Instructions:

1) Copy this list into your blog, with instructions.
2) Bold all the drinks you’ve imbibed.
3) Cross out any items that you won’t touch
4) Post a comment here and  link to your results.

OR

If you don’t have a blog, just count the ones you’ve tried and post the number in the comments section.

List of Drinks You Must Try Before You Expire

  1. Manhattan Cocktail
  2. Kopi Luwak (Weasle Coffee)
  3. French / Swiss Absinthe
  4. Rootbeer
  5. Gin Martini
  6. Sauternes
  7. Whole Milk
  8. Tequila (100% Agave)
  9. XO Cognac
  10. Espresso
  11. Spring Water (directly from the spring)
  12. Gin & Tonic
  13. Mead
  14. Westvleteren 12 (Yellow Cap) Trappist Ale
  15. Chateau d’Yquem
  16. Budweiser
  17. Maraschino Liqueur
  18. Mojito
  19. Orgeat
  20. Grand Marnier
  21. Mai Tai (original)
  22. Ice Wine (Canadian)
  23. Red Bull
  24. Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
  25. Bubble Tea
  26. Tokaji
  27. Chicory
  28. Islay Scotch
  29. Pusser’s Navy Rum
  30. Fernet Branca
  31. Fresh Pressed Apple Cider
  32. Bourbon
  33. Australian Shiraz
  34. Buckley’s Cough Syrup
  35. Orange Bitters
  36. Margarita (classic recipe)
  37. Molasses & Milk
  38. Chimay Blue
  39. Wine of Pines (Tepache)
  40. Green Tea
  41. Daiginjo Sake
  42. Chai Tea
  43. Vodka (chilled, straight)
  44. Coca-Cola
  45. Zombie (Beachcomber recipe)
  46. Barley Wine
  47. Brewed Choclate (Xocolatl)
  48. Pisco Sour
  49. Lemonade
  50. Speyside Single Malt
  51. Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee
  52. Champagne (Vintage)
  53. Rosé (French)
  54. Bellini
  55. Caipirinha
  56. White Zinfandel (Blush)
  57. Coconut Water
  58. Cerveza
  59. Cafe au Lait
  60. Ice Tea
  61. Pedro Ximenez Sherry
  62. Vintage Port
  63. Hot Chocolate
  64. German Riesling
  65. Pina Colada
  66. El Dorado 15 Year Rum
  67. Chartreuse
  68. Greek Wine
  69. Negroni
  70. Jägermeister
  71. Chicha
  72. Guiness
  73. Rhum Agricole
  74. Palm Wine
  75. Soju
  76. Ceylon Tea (High Grown)
  77. Belgian Lambic
  78. Mongolian Airag
  79. Doogh, Lassi or Ayran
  80. Sugarcane Juice
  81. Ramos Gin Fizz
  82. Singapore Sling
  83. Mint Julep
  84. Old Fashioned
  85. Perique
  86. Jenever (Holland Gin)
  87. Chocolate Milkshake
  88. Traditional Italian Barolo
  89. Pulque
  90. Natural Sparkling Water
  91. Cuban Rum
  92. Asti Spumante
  93. Irish Whiskey
  94. Château Margaux
  95. Two Buck Chuck
  96. Screech
  97. Akvavit
  98. Rye Whisky
  99. German Weissbier
  100. Daiquiri (classic)

53/100 – just barely half.  i’m dying to try a caipirinha. i’m headed to the bar, there’s more work that needs to be done on my list.

Categories: drinking

a gay penguin family

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

recipient:

The Wall Street Journal/ Attention: Manager of Subscriber Service/ PO Box 7023/ Chicopee, MA 01021-9902

sent:

Yahoo! Australia article: Gay penguins given own eggs to care for

reasoning:

humans aren’t the only ones who practice homosexuality. studies of the bonobo chimpanzees show they use a “make love, not war” philosophy and engage in all sorts of sexual activity when initially greeting each other or to solve conflicts – wet kissing, masturbation, oral sex, female/female and male/male couplings, group activities – behaviors that would turn our human world upside down if we decidedly took a similar approach to resolving our problems.

now here’s a story from China about 2 gay male penguins who were so desperate for a family of their own, and couldn’t apply at their local penguin baby adoption agency (ha!) that they decided to start stealing eggs from straight couples. the story of gay male penguins wanting to be father is apparently nothing new ->  Tango Makes Three, a children’s book about 2 male penguins who carry a rock back to their nest, and when that fails to penguins1hatch, they are given an egg by the zookeepers to care for, and roy, silo, and tango become an adored family at the central park zoo. that the China zoo is considering using artificial insemination to let the couple become biological parents soon, and Despite being gay, it is understood the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers. interesting that the biological pull of these penguins to become fathers is understood and respected by the keepers who care for them.  i can already hear the arguments against  – they are animals who have no conception of sexuality, and parenthood. hell even as ‘enlightened human beings’, we barely have a conception of these identities we can all agree on. this is a sweet and hopeful story, perhaps we should be looking to the animals for answers to our own conflicts.

Categories: gender · love · sexuality

healthcare in the new administration

December 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

recipient:

American Express/P.O. Box 31511/Salt Lake City, UT 84131-9934

sent:

WebMD article by Salynn Boyles – Obama Wins: What It Means for Health Care

reasoning:

obama’s healthcare plan was infinitely better than mccain’s. and now that he is president-elect, what are the specifics of how he’s going to alleviate the problem of having practically 25% of the US population uninsured. my coverage under my parents’ plan is about to run out, and looking at individual plans for $75-90/month,29_uninsured_lgl i think i’ll just have to forgo insurance for awhile -> don’t get hurt and hope for the best.

but like immigration, and education issues, healthcare looks like it’s going to be taking a backseat to the current economic crisis. while healthcare costs are more and more expensive, and it seems that we cannot afford to reform the system now, the editors @ The New Republic suggest otherwise – doing so would help the economy. it’s promising to hear experts say that out of all the obama healthcare initiatives, one that is the most feasible, and likely to happen soon is the expansion of SCHIP: healthcare for uninsured, low-income children. as much as universal health coverage makes some people shudder at the thought of “socialism”, the argument loses ground when it comes to children. why shouldn’t all of our children be covered? they have no control over their situations (though one man in NH says then they shouldn’t have been born) , they are not yet old enough to provide for themselves, like we give them “access” to schools, so should the same be for healthcare. like the prison system, immigration system, and education system, the healthcare system is broken, with the new administration, and tom daschle for secretary of HHS, hopefully we will see improvements very soon b/c we need help and practically anything is better than what it is now.

Categories: american · future · healthcare

ian hundley

December 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

recipient:

Metropolitan Home/StyleGuide/ PO Box 413050/ Naples, FL 34101-6816

sent:

Cool Hunting video: Ian Hundley’s studio

reasoning:

wow,  as if quilts weren’t complicated and layered enough. i love the seemingly abstract, but completely logical and practical look of Ian’s work. like the gee’s bend collective that had an exhibit at the whitney, quilts aren’t necessarily ‘kitchy patchwork, they are and can be beautifully complex. if only i wasn’t such a slow hand sewer, or i could borrow my parents’ sewing machine – think of the creations! the possibilities!

Categories: DIY · american · art · kitsch · love · style

trickledown downsizing

December 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

recipient:

Relevant Magazine/ PO Box 11687/ St. Paul, MN 55111-9913

sent:

New York Times article Trickledown Downsizing

reasoning:

i interned for Domestic Workers United during the summer of 06. it’s an organization that is completely grassroots, and really about giving domestic workers the agency to take on their battles for justice. along with jacob blumenfeld and company, DWU was a huge part of why the summer of 2006 was so inspiring, to see these immigrant women who came for a better life, but were stillnanny21caught in a disadvantaged position to speak up for themselves and each other that they are hard workers, what they do as nannies or housekeepers is actual work, and they deserve proper respect was incredible. 

i recently saw an editorial cartoon on slate that had a guy holding an umbrella that was failing to keep him dry from this huge rainy, stormy cloud titled “the economic crisis”. the word bubble said “finally, i am feeling the trickledown”. HOW TRUE. lately there’s been so much talk about how when business and capitalism was good, the rich didn’t want to spread the wealth around like socialism, but now that there is trouble, they are all asking for help and a bailout. and this whole situation has become something that’s really affected everyone, even the ones at the bottom or outside of the system.

Categories: employment · future · money

my morning routine

December 9, 2008 · 1 Comment

recipient:

The Economist/ Subscription Department/ PO Box 46973/ St. Louis, MO 63146

sent:

morning routines: The Quest for the Perfect Morning Routine, Drinking Coffee in the Shower, In Which We Pretend to be Morning People, and Daily Routines

reasoning:

alarm is set for 7AM, snooze for 30-45 minutes. roll out of bed (literally -> my air mattress is less than a foot off the floor), use bathroom to stick contacts into myfunny-pictures-yeah-mom-im-up-orange-cat-bed-sleeping1 eyes – unless housemate JE is using it, then i just stumble around the house half-blind. walk into kitchen to make breakfast. carry my oatmeal or cereal back up to my room, watch an episode of recess (10 minutes of saturday morning cartoons to fully wake up). go through my 3 suitcases of clothes and decide what to wear, and then put on the same stuff i always do. brush my teeth, pack up my lunch, head out and be either on time, or somewhat late to work via walking or bike.

your turn.

Categories: DC · style

white russians a la dude

December 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

recipient:

Banc of America Insurance Services, Inc/ Plan Administrator/ 6301 Owensmouth Ave Ste 700/ Woodland Hills, CA 91367-9663

sent:

New York Times White Russians Arise, This Time at a Bowling Alley

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reasoning:

vodka + kahlua + cream + bowling alley + zip-up sweater -> yes please!

may be simple… but there’s just something about it that is wonderfully, peacefully, smoothly delicious. 

white russian

1 part vodka, 1 part kahlua, 1 part cream

fill tumbler with ice, add vodka, then kahlua. float the cream on top,           usually pouring over the back of a spoon works. 

Categories: american · bartender · drinking · love