presidential debate drinking game

recipient:

Caribou Coffee Company/Attention: Commercial Sales Department/ 3900 Lakebreeze Avenue North/ Minneapolis, MN 55429

sent:

DC Wonkette’s: Coward McCain Will (Maybe?) Show Up Tonight, So Here’s Your Debate Drinking Game!

reasoning:

the debate’s back on. has anyone noticed CNN doing a running feature of “audience reaction” via ongoing line graph on the bottom of their screen?  did john mccain just say that south koreans are 3 inches taller than north koreans b/c north korea is such an oppressive dictatorship? <- is john mccain heightist? isn’t he short himself? is he saying that a dictatorship stunts its people’s growth?

some of my favorites:

Whenever John McCain says “My Friends”: Two drinks (or one shot), poke the breast of the person to your right and smile creepily.

When Barack Obama shakes his head with dignity: Shake your own head with dignity, take the beverage from the person to your left, and tell them to go get you a new drink because you are not going to get AIDS from their backwash/lipstick

When McCain tries to articulate his non-existent economic policy and/or bailout plan: Fight your friends for change under the couch cushions, pass around a joint because who can afford fancy store-bought booze anymore?